Bed arrest: The state of inertia invoked when your boyfriend makes you cuddle with him all day, thus preventing you from doing your errands and going to spinning class.
Blow job tug-of-war: The elaborate dance that ensues when a man tries to encourage the woman to go south when she would rather stay far north.
Cheating curve: The theory that someone’s definition of cheating is in direct proportion to how much she herself want to cheat.
Clit tease: A straight girl who hangs out with lesbians without telling them that she’s straight.
Co-dependent coming: When a woman fakes orgasms because he’s a nice guy and means well.
Déjà fuck: The strange sensation that you’re fucking someone you’ve already fucked.
Double-dip: To date both men and women.
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