Sex and the City-ordlista. Del två.

Faux call: The humiliating but common process of calling an ex and hanging up because you have no idea what you’d say if he picked up.

Flirtini: Vodka, pineapple and champagne

Frenemies: Two friends who are always fighting out for everything

Funky spunk: Bad tasting joy juice.

Gay-straight man: A new strain of heterosexual males spawned in Manhattan as a result of overexposure to fashion, exotic cuisine, musical theatre and antique furniture.

Going-out-of-business sex: sex you’re having with someone who’s leaving town for good.

Goldicocks: A woman who can’t find a guy with the right size penis.