Sex and The City-ordlista. Del ett.

Bed arrest: The state of inertia invoked when your boyfriend makes you cuddle with him all day, thus preventing you from doing your errands and going to spinning class.

Blow job tug-of-war: The elaborate dance that ensues when a man tries to encourage the woman to go south when she would rather stay far north.

Cheating curve: The theory that someone’s definition of cheating is in direct proportion to how much she herself want to cheat.

Clit tease: A straight girl who hangs out with lesbians without telling them that she’s straight.

Co-dependent coming: When a woman fakes orgasms because he’s a nice guy and means well.

Déjà fuck: The strange sensation that you’re fucking someone you’ve already fucked.

Double-dip: To date both men and women.